Zappa

You can't be a real country unless you have a beer and an airline. It helps if you have some kind of a football team, or some nuclear weapons, but at the very least you need a beer.
Frank Zappa


If you want to get laid, go to college. If you want an education, go to the library.
Frank Zappa

 It isn't necessary to imagine the world ending in fire or ice. There are two other possibilities: one is paperwork, and the other is nostalgia.
Frank Zappa


There are more love songs than anything else. If songs could make you do something we'd all love one another.
Frank Zappa

 Without deviation progress is not possible.
Frank Zappa


All the good music has already been written by people with wigs and stuff.
Frank Zappa